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Faith & Spirit Quote by Josh Billings

"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors"

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Self-righteousness loves a costume change, and Josh Billings catches it mid-quick-change: repentance disguised as gratitude. The joke lands because it flips the expected moral arc. Instead of confronting what you did, you outsource the whole process to comparison shopping. Your neighbor becomes your confessor, not because they absolve you, but because they give you something to feel superior to.

Billings is writing in the post-Puritan, church-saturated 19th-century America where public piety was social currency and moral reputation traveled fast. In that world, repentance can slide into performance: less about repair, more about reassurance. The line’s genius is its folk plainness. “Ain’t so wicked” sounds like front-porch wisdom, but it’s a scalpel. The grammar itself is a tell: this isn’t the language of lofty contrition; it’s the language of everyday moral bookkeeping.

The subtext is sharper than the punchline. Billings isn’t only mocking hypocrites; he’s diagnosing an easy psychological hack: define “sin” as whatever other people do worse than you. Gratitude becomes a loophole. You get to talk to God while still keeping your ego intact. It’s repentance without risk, morality without self-interrogation.

That’s why the line still feels current: it targets a habit that scales perfectly into modern life. Swap “neighbors” for timelines, group chats, or comment sections, and the mechanism stays the same. Billings laughs, but it’s a laugh with teeth.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceSaying attributed to Josh Billings (pen name of Henry W. Shaw). Variant recorded: "Most people repent their sins by thanking God they are not so wicked as their neighbors." See Wikiquote entry for Josh Billings.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Billings, Josh. (2026, January 17). Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-repent-their-sins-by-thanking-god-75241/

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Billings, Josh. "Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-repent-their-sins-by-thanking-god-75241/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-repent-their-sins-by-thanking-god-75241/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Josh Billings

Josh Billings (April 12, 1818 - October 14, 1885) was a Comedian from USA.

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