"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors"
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Billings is writing in the post-Puritan, church-saturated 19th-century America where public piety was social currency and moral reputation traveled fast. In that world, repentance can slide into performance: less about repair, more about reassurance. The line’s genius is its folk plainness. “Ain’t so wicked” sounds like front-porch wisdom, but it’s a scalpel. The grammar itself is a tell: this isn’t the language of lofty contrition; it’s the language of everyday moral bookkeeping.
The subtext is sharper than the punchline. Billings isn’t only mocking hypocrites; he’s diagnosing an easy psychological hack: define “sin” as whatever other people do worse than you. Gratitude becomes a loophole. You get to talk to God while still keeping your ego intact. It’s repentance without risk, morality without self-interrogation.
That’s why the line still feels current: it targets a habit that scales perfectly into modern life. Swap “neighbors” for timelines, group chats, or comment sections, and the mechanism stays the same. Billings laughs, but it’s a laugh with teeth.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Saying attributed to Josh Billings (pen name of Henry W. Shaw). Variant recorded: "Most people repent their sins by thanking God they are not so wicked as their neighbors." See Wikiquote entry for Josh Billings. |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Billings, Josh. (2026, January 17). Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-repent-their-sins-by-thanking-god-75241/
Chicago Style
Billings, Josh. "Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-repent-their-sins-by-thanking-god-75241/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/most-people-repent-their-sins-by-thanking-god-75241/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











