"My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since"
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The last line is the real con: “I haven’t fallen since” pretends to be a triumphal coda, as if he’s learned balance, grit, resilience. But the subtext is a neat little semantic trap. Of course he hasn’t fallen since - he stopped riding. Or he became so cautious that “stability” is indistinguishable from fear. The joke skewers the way people narrate trauma as character-building, turning misfortune into a TED-talk moral, when the more honest outcome is often avoidance dressed up as wisdom.
There’s also a sly parental undercurrent: the gift that injures, the well-meaning push that backfires. Laurie doesn’t accuse the father; he lets the absurdity do the work. In a single paragraph, the joke becomes a miniature critique of our appetite for inspirational arcs: we crave the uplifting ending so much we’ll accept a sentence that sounds victorious while quietly confessing defeat.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Laurie, Hugh. (n.d.). My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-dad-gave-me-my-first-bike-at-16-i-soon-fell-50756/
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Laurie, Hugh. "My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-dad-gave-me-my-first-bike-at-16-i-soon-fell-50756/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-dad-gave-me-my-first-bike-at-16-i-soon-fell-50756/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.





