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Humor & Life Quote by Demetri Martin

"My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'"

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Demetri Martin turns a grocery-store observation into a tiny manifesto for low-stakes resilience, and the joke lands because it treats optimism like a consumer choice. The premise is absurdly practical: grapes are preferable not for flavor or nutrition but for their statistical promise. One bad apple ruins the moment; one bad grape is a rounding error. That logic is funny because it’s true in the petty way most “life lessons” are true: our days are often decided by tiny frictions, not grand tragedies.

The subtext is a sly rebuke to the self-help industry’s insistence that hope must be heroic. Martin offers a version of perseverance with training wheels: don’t transform your life, just reduce the cost of disappointment. By reframing hope as a packaging format (many small tries instead of one big bet), he’s really talking about modern risk management. Dating apps, job applications, creative pitches, even doomscrolling all run on the “next swipe” psychology: when options are abundant, failure becomes easier to amortize.

“Grapes: The Fruit of Hope” is mock-slogan brilliance. It parodies advertising’s habit of stapling lofty meaning onto products, while also admitting we crave those meanings. The line works because it doesn’t deny pessimism; it routes around it. Hope, here, isn’t faith in a better future. It’s the permission to discard the bad bite and keep chewing.

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Demetri Martin (born May 25, 1973) is a Comedian from USA.

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