"My following is straight. I'm so glad"
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Paul Lynde’s joke lands like a wink you can hear. “My following is straight. I’m so glad” is built on a double bind: Lynde, a gay comedian working in an era when open queerness could tank a career, performs gratitude for the very norm that excludes him. The line is funny because it’s inverted pandering. Instead of claiming an edgy audience or a marginalized one, he “celebrates” straightness as if it’s a charitable endorsement he’s lucky to receive.
The intent is protective and provocative at once. On the surface, it reassures mainstream viewers: don’t worry, I’m not threatening your world; I’m even pleased you’re here. Underneath, it’s a needle. The joke exposes how entertainment gatekeeping worked: the performer who reads as queer is expected to be palatable, a court jester permitted to exist only if he doesn’t “recruit,” offend, or demand recognition. Lynde’s delivery style - arch, crisp, deliciously overstated - turns that expectation into the punchline.
Context matters: mid-century American TV rewarded coded flamboyance but punished candor. Lynde’s persona on game shows and sitcoms let him smuggle queer sensibility into living rooms while pretending it was just “sass.” The line exploits that cultural arrangement. It flatters straight audiences just enough to keep them laughing, then quietly asks why their approval is the currency at all. The real joke isn’t about who follows Lynde; it’s about who gets to follow anyone without having to explain themselves.
The intent is protective and provocative at once. On the surface, it reassures mainstream viewers: don’t worry, I’m not threatening your world; I’m even pleased you’re here. Underneath, it’s a needle. The joke exposes how entertainment gatekeeping worked: the performer who reads as queer is expected to be palatable, a court jester permitted to exist only if he doesn’t “recruit,” offend, or demand recognition. Lynde’s delivery style - arch, crisp, deliciously overstated - turns that expectation into the punchline.
Context matters: mid-century American TV rewarded coded flamboyance but punished candor. Lynde’s persona on game shows and sitcoms let him smuggle queer sensibility into living rooms while pretending it was just “sass.” The line exploits that cultural arrangement. It flatters straight audiences just enough to keep them laughing, then quietly asks why their approval is the currency at all. The real joke isn’t about who follows Lynde; it’s about who gets to follow anyone without having to explain themselves.
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