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Humor & Life Quote by Tim Vine

"My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul"

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Tim Vine’s joke works because it pretends to be a humble home-decor confession, then quietly reveals a personality profile that’s half nostalgia, half deliberate tackiness. Comparing his house to a teenager’s bedroom is already a self-own: it frames adulthood as a flimsy performance, easily punctured by what you choose to worship on the wall. The line “pictures... say a lot about you” borrows the language of lifestyle branding and identity curation, the idea that your space is your “story.” Vine immediately undercuts that seriousness by making the story aggressively unserious.

The choices are the punchline’s real engine. Evel Knievel, Elvis, Starsky and Hutch: a lineup of masculine, TV-and-stunt mythology, a shrine to swagger and uncomplicated cool. It’s not “art,” it’s memorabilia. That’s the subtext: he’s parodying the way people use taste to signal sophistication, by signaling the opposite with total confidence. This is cultural capital, just from the bargain bin of cultural memory.

Then the kicker: “signed by David Soul.” Not signed by “Starsky and Hutch” (impossible), not even the show as an institution, but specifically David Soul, the less mythologized half of the duo. The signature is both proof of authenticity and proof of misplaced priorities: he’s treating a slightly random brush with celebrity as a trophy. The laugh comes from the tension between the grand language of self-revelation and the small, oddly specific reality of what’s actually on his wall.

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Vine, Tim. (2026, January 15). My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-house-is-a-bit-like-a-teenagers-bedroom-the-159784/

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Vine, Tim. "My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-house-is-a-bit-like-a-teenagers-bedroom-the-159784/.

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"My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-house-is-a-bit-like-a-teenagers-bedroom-the-159784/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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Tim Vine (born March 4, 1967) is a Comedian from United Kingdom.

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