"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
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The intent is classic Borscht Belt misdirection. You’re led toward concern, maybe even tenderness, and then Youngman pivots to a bureaucratic version of parenting: the parent responds with a procedure, not empathy. That’s the subtext: family love expressed as instructions, not listening. In one line, he captures a whole style of masculinity and mid-century household comedy where emotional support is translated into “Here’s what you do,” even if what you do has nothing to do with the problem.
It also plays with superstition and the body. “Feet first” echoes the vague, handed-down idea that there’s a proper way to enter the day, as if headaches are punishment for a bad ritual. Youngman’s genius is compressing that generational comedy into a single sentence: the parent who wants credit for helping, the kid who wants relief, and the cultural gap where advice becomes a punchline because it’s easier than vulnerability.
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Youngman, Henny. (2026, January 18). My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-son-complains-about-headaches-i-tell-him-all-19824/
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Youngman, Henny. "My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!" FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-son-complains-about-headaches-i-tell-him-all-19824/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!" FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-son-complains-about-headaches-i-tell-him-all-19824/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





