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"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese"

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It lands because it treats a tired ritual as if it’s governed by real biology, then doubles down with deadpan logic. “Say cheese” is one of those inherited social scripts: you do it without thinking, a tiny performance of happiness on command. Jay London pokes a hole in that script by swapping the metaphorical “cheese” (smile, please) for actual cheese (dairy, please don’t), turning a harmless cliché into a bodily hazard. The joke’s engine is misdirection: you expect a line about lactose intolerance being annoying at dinner, and instead it hijacks a family photo, the place where everyone’s supposed to look effortless and normal.

The subtext is about the awkwardness of being “the family with a thing.” Food restrictions, allergies, sensitivities - they’re mundane, but they also mark you as slightly out of sync with communal life. London makes that friction visible without preaching: even the language of togetherness has to be negotiated. The family can’t participate in the group script because the group script is, absurdly, dairy-based.

There’s also a quiet comic sting in the word “whole.” It’s not just one picky relative; it’s an entire clan, suggesting heredity as fate and amplifying the inconvenience into identity. In a culture that loves neat, camera-ready narratives, the punchline hints that sometimes your differences show up in the smallest, dumbest places - and you still have to smile through it, just not with cheese.

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Jay London is a Comedian from USA.

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