"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was?"
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The specific intent is to escalate “my wife is jealous” into the absurd, then snap it back to reality in one clean beat. He doesn’t need to describe a fight, a suspicion, or a backstory. The calendar does the work: a mundane object transformed into evidence, like a detective novel rewritten by anxiety. The subtext is sharper than the pun suggests. This isn’t really about infidelity; it’s about the paranoia of modern marriage, the way insecurity can colonize even the most neutral facts. If a month can be mistaken for a mistress, nothing is safe.
Context matters: Dangerfield’s brand was the beleaguered husband who “gets no respect,” a character built from postwar domestic expectations and the quiet resentments of suburban life. The punchline flatters the audience’s superior knowledge (you know May is a month) while letting you indulge the darker suspicion that jealousy isn’t rational, it’s imaginative. That’s the cruelty and the comfort: everyone laughs because everyone recognizes how ridiculous fear can sound when it speaks out loud.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dangerfield, Rodney. (2026, February 20). My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-wifes-jealousy-is-getting-ridiculous-the-other-17457/
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Dangerfield, Rodney. "My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was?" FixQuotes. February 20, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-wifes-jealousy-is-getting-ridiculous-the-other-17457/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was?" FixQuotes, 20 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-wifes-jealousy-is-getting-ridiculous-the-other-17457/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.




