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Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If hes a Mac user, hell tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
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"Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?"

- Tom Clancy

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Tom Clancy somewhere between April 12, 1947 and today. He/she was a famous Novelist from USA. The author also have 24 other quotes.

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