"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose"
About this Quote
Williams’ phrasing is blunt, even mean, but it’s doing two things at once. On the surface, it’s a punchline that weaponizes a taboo word and lets the audience feel briefly superior. Underneath, it’s an indictment of how casually we rank human worth. “Ugly” isn’t just about looks; it’s shorthand for anyone pushed outside the circle of admiration - poor, weird, overlooked, unfashionable. If the world keeps telling you you’re already losing, the usual social brakes don’t work the same way.
Context matters: Williams’ comedy often sprinted between warmth and bite, sentiment and savagery. He could charm a room and still throw a line that exposes the animal logic under polite society. The intent isn’t self-help advice about avoiding conflict; it’s a comic reminder that humiliation is volatile. Mock someone with nothing left to protect, and you shouldn’t expect them to fight by your rules.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Quotes: The Famous and Not so Famous (Terence M. Dorn Ph.D., 2021) modern compilationISBN: 9781662447952 · ID: ptZSEAAAQBAJ
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"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-pick-a-fight-with-an-ugly-person-theyve-got-1569/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.












