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War & Peace Quote by Robin Williams

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose"

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Robin Williams turns a schoolyard warning into a miniature theory of power: the most dangerous opponent is the one society has already written off. The joke lands because it’s built on an uncomfortable economic truth about status. If you’ve been branded “ugly,” you’re presumed to have less social capital to protect, fewer reputational stakes, fewer incentives to play nice. Fighting you might cost them everything; fighting you might cost you something. That asymmetry is where the comedy lives, and where the cynicism sneaks in.

Williams’ phrasing is blunt, even mean, but it’s doing two things at once. On the surface, it’s a punchline that weaponizes a taboo word and lets the audience feel briefly superior. Underneath, it’s an indictment of how casually we rank human worth. “Ugly” isn’t just about looks; it’s shorthand for anyone pushed outside the circle of admiration - poor, weird, overlooked, unfashionable. If the world keeps telling you you’re already losing, the usual social brakes don’t work the same way.

Context matters: Williams’ comedy often sprinted between warmth and bite, sentiment and savagery. He could charm a room and still throw a line that exposes the animal logic under polite society. The intent isn’t self-help advice about avoiding conflict; it’s a comic reminder that humiliation is volatile. Mock someone with nothing left to protect, and you shouldn’t expect them to fight by your rules.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: Quotes: The Famous and Not so Famous (Terence M. Dorn Ph.D., 2021) modern compilationISBN: 9781662447952 · ID: ptZSEAAAQBAJ
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Williams, Robin. (2026, January 14). Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-pick-a-fight-with-an-ugly-person-theyve-got-1569/

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Williams, Robin. "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-pick-a-fight-with-an-ugly-person-theyve-got-1569/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-pick-a-fight-with-an-ugly-person-theyve-got-1569/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Robin Williams (July 21, 1952 - August 11, 2014) was a Comedian from USA.

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