"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on"
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The intent isn’t really about tea; it’s about play. Connolly treats adulthood as a performance policed by invisible rules, and he’s always happiest puncturing those rules with a pratfall. The joke’s mechanism is misdirection: “Never trust a man” sets you up for a grim warning about vice or betrayal, then lands on the image of a grown man alone, trying on a tea cosy like a hat. That anticlimax is the point. It exposes how many of our moral judgments are just aesthetic judgments: who seems controlled, who seems proper, who seems “normal.”
There’s a distinctly working-class British context too: the kitchen as stage, the everyday as material, the suspicion of people who are too buttoned-up. Connolly’s subtext is almost tender: spontaneity is character, curiosity is innocence, and a little private silliness is proof you’re not dead inside.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour (Michael Powell, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781849016698 · ID: 5qmeBAAAQBAJ
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