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Humor & Life Quote by Billy Connolly

"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on"

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Connolly’s genius here is that he smuggles a whole theory of masculinity into a daft little domestic prop. A tea cosy is the kind of object coded as harmless, fussy, and faintly old-lady-ish: the suburban opposite of swagger. By insisting you should distrust the man who doesn’t put it on, Connolly flips the usual masculine script. The “safe” man, the one who stays correctly self-contained, is suddenly suspicious. The trustworthy one is the guy willing to look ridiculous for ten seconds just to satisfy a curious impulse.

The intent isn’t really about tea; it’s about play. Connolly treats adulthood as a performance policed by invisible rules, and he’s always happiest puncturing those rules with a pratfall. The joke’s mechanism is misdirection: “Never trust a man” sets you up for a grim warning about vice or betrayal, then lands on the image of a grown man alone, trying on a tea cosy like a hat. That anticlimax is the point. It exposes how many of our moral judgments are just aesthetic judgments: who seems controlled, who seems proper, who seems “normal.”

There’s a distinctly working-class British context too: the kitchen as stage, the everyday as material, the suspicion of people who are too buttoned-up. Connolly’s subtext is almost tender: spontaneity is character, curiosity is innocence, and a little private silliness is proof you’re not dead inside.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour (Michael Powell, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781849016698 · ID: 5qmeBAAAQBAJ
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Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly (born November 24, 1942) is a Comedian from Scotland.

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