"No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight"
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Mencken lands the punch by flattering women and insulting men in the same breath, then dares you to decide which provocation is the real point. The line is engineered as a skewed compliment: “the average woman of forty-eight” sounds empirically sober, almost sociological, while the claim itself is blatantly impossible to measure. That tension is the joke. Mencken wraps a sexist culture’s own assumptions in a paradox and lets them fight it out on the page.
The intent is less feminist uplift than Menckenian mischief: he’s baiting a society that sentimentalizes women as morally superior while reserving “wisdom” as a male credential. By picking forty-eight, he sidesteps youth-as-ornament and points to accumulated experience: a life lived through marriage markets, childrearing expectations, social punishments, and the daily labor of reading people. The subtext is that wisdom isn’t produced by grand theories or public authority; it’s produced by long exposure to consequences. Men, in Mencken’s telling, are allowed to stay juvenile because the world cushions them, and that cushioning becomes a kind of intellectual malnutrition.
Context matters: Mencken’s early 20th-century America is thick with boosterism, gender pieties, and male institutions congratulating themselves. He makes “average” do the dirty work, implying that even ordinary women - not saints, not geniuses - outpace men who have the whole culture arranged for their seriousness. It’s a compliment with teeth, and the teeth are aimed at male vanity.
The intent is less feminist uplift than Menckenian mischief: he’s baiting a society that sentimentalizes women as morally superior while reserving “wisdom” as a male credential. By picking forty-eight, he sidesteps youth-as-ornament and points to accumulated experience: a life lived through marriage markets, childrearing expectations, social punishments, and the daily labor of reading people. The subtext is that wisdom isn’t produced by grand theories or public authority; it’s produced by long exposure to consequences. Men, in Mencken’s telling, are allowed to stay juvenile because the world cushions them, and that cushioning becomes a kind of intellectual malnutrition.
Context matters: Mencken’s early 20th-century America is thick with boosterism, gender pieties, and male institutions congratulating themselves. He makes “average” do the dirty work, implying that even ordinary women - not saints, not geniuses - outpace men who have the whole culture arranged for their seriousness. It’s a compliment with teeth, and the teeth are aimed at male vanity.
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