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"None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married"

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A deadpan little grenade, lobbed straight at the smug Victorian impulse to launder today’s authority through yesterday’s “good breeding.” Howe’s line is structured like a moral lecture and then punctured by a punchline: if you want to brag about ancestral virtue, start at the beginning of the story. The joke is that the beginning doesn’t cooperate.

The intent is less to scandalize than to embarrass. Howe, an editor with a newspaperman’s instinct for hypocrisy, is mocking the way “morality” gets used as a social credential. People don’t just inherit property and names; they try to inherit righteousness, too, as if virtue were a family heirloom stored in the attic with the silver. Howe’s swipe at Adam and Eve is clever because it picks the one lineage nearly everyone in a Christian-inflected culture implicitly claims, then points out the paperwork is missing.

The subtext: moral certainty is often a performance, and lineage talk is frequently just class talk in church clothes. By choosing marriage as the test, Howe also needles the obsession with sexual respectability that dominated his era’s public rhetoric. If the foundational couple can’t be proven “proper,” then the whole project of policing legitimacy through ancestry looks less like timeless principle and more like selective bookkeeping.

Context matters: late-19th and early-20th century America was thick with sermons, social reform campaigns, and genealogical pride, alongside a booming print culture that loved moralizing. Howe uses that same moral register to expose its fragility, reminding readers that the past is messy, and the people invoking it rarely mean to be bound by its facts.

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Howe, Edgar Watson. (2026, January 17). None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/none-of-us-can-boast-about-the-morality-of-our-51516/

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Howe, Edgar Watson. "None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/none-of-us-can-boast-about-the-morality-of-our-51516/.

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"None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/none-of-us-can-boast-about-the-morality-of-our-51516/. Accessed 28 Feb. 2026.

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Edgar Watson Howe (May 3, 1853 - October 3, 1937) was a Editor from USA.

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