"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet"
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Then comes the reveal: he isn’t in a chair at all, he’s in a filing cabinet. The punchline lands because it reframes every preceding detail as evidence of the narrator’s obliviousness rather than the dentist’s incompetence. Vine’s signature is this kind of clean, surreal undercutting - the world doesn’t turn dark or edgy; it turns slightly wrong, like a dream where you accept nonsense until someone points at it.
Subtext-wise, it’s also a sly joke about how people narrate their own confusion. “This is unusual” is comically understated for what is, objectively, a wild situation. The dentist’s calm correction (“Mr Vine…”) adds a deadpan authority, as if this mistake is mundane administrative error, not lunacy. That contrast - panic-inducing scenario, paperwork-level tone - is where the laughter spikes.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vine, Tim. (2026, January 16). Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/now-most-dentists-chairs-go-up-and-down-dont-they-116315/
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Vine, Tim. "Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/now-most-dentists-chairs-go-up-and-down-dont-they-116315/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/now-most-dentists-chairs-go-up-and-down-dont-they-116315/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






