"On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles"

"Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it"

"If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll"

"After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military"

"When truth is no longer free, freedom is no longer real: the truths of the police are the truths of today"

"In the police force, two, three, five traitors are detected who are really working for someone else. When we cleanse the police of them, the problem will be simplified a lot. Terrorists will have no one to contact - they will be left without informers"

"On the one hand, the guns were there to help capture the imagination of the people. But more important, since we knew that you couldn't observe the police without guns, we took our guns with us to let the police know that we have an equalizer"

"The police must obey the law while enforcing the law"

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend"

"If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center"

"Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence"