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Daily Inspiration Quote by Harold H. Greene

"Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!"

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A federal judge standing in line for a telephone should be the least interesting thing in America; that’s exactly why Greene’s anecdote lands. The comedy is in the mismatch between the banality of the act and the gravity of the surveillance. He’s not recounting scandal, or influence-peddling, or a backroom deal. He’s buying a phone. Yet the next day, the paper can itemize not just who bought one, but what they paid, as if consumer trivia were a matter of public record.

Greene’s intent is less to dunk on the New York Times than to sketch a system where privacy erodes by inches, not by dramatic state decrees. Pairing himself with “Senator Wirth” is crucial: if a judge and a U.S. senator can be casually tracked in an everyday transaction, then everyone else is living downstream of that vulnerability. The detail about price is the tell. Knowing you bought a telephone is gossip; knowing what you paid is data, the kind that starts to map your means, your preferences, your networks.

Context matters: for much of the 20th century, telephony wasn’t just a product, it was infrastructure shaped by regulation, monopoly-era phone companies, and a culture of official record-keeping. Greene is pointing to the porous boundary between public life and private consumption, where the press (and, by implication, institutions) can turn routine logistics into legible, reportable metadata. The line becomes a metaphor: you think you’re waiting to connect; you’re already connected.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Greene, Harold H. (2026, January 15). Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-i-was-standing-in-line-to-buy-a-telephone-148506/

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Greene, Harold H. "Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-i-was-standing-in-line-to-buy-a-telephone-148506/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-i-was-standing-in-line-to-buy-a-telephone-148506/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Harold H. Greene (February 6, 1923 - January 29, 2000) was a Judge from USA.

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