"Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!"
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Greene’s intent is less to dunk on the New York Times than to sketch a system where privacy erodes by inches, not by dramatic state decrees. Pairing himself with “Senator Wirth” is crucial: if a judge and a U.S. senator can be casually tracked in an everyday transaction, then everyone else is living downstream of that vulnerability. The detail about price is the tell. Knowing you bought a telephone is gossip; knowing what you paid is data, the kind that starts to map your means, your preferences, your networks.
Context matters: for much of the 20th century, telephony wasn’t just a product, it was infrastructure shaped by regulation, monopoly-era phone companies, and a culture of official record-keeping. Greene is pointing to the porous boundary between public life and private consumption, where the press (and, by implication, institutions) can turn routine logistics into legible, reportable metadata. The line becomes a metaphor: you think you’re waiting to connect; you’re already connected.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Greene, Harold H. (2026, January 15). Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-i-was-standing-in-line-to-buy-a-telephone-148506/
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Greene, Harold H. "Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-i-was-standing-in-line-to-buy-a-telephone-148506/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-i-was-standing-in-line-to-buy-a-telephone-148506/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.






