"One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough"
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The specific intent is both confession and preemptive defense. Behan, the Irish dramatist with a public reputation for boozing as performance art, turns self-destruction into an epigram: if you’re looking for moderation, you’re talking to the wrong man. The subtext is darker than the punchline. “Too many” at one drink implies not a moral failing but a trigger; the first sip isn’t a choice so much as a trapdoor. “Not enough” at a thousand names the curse: the desired endpoint (contentment, calm, escape) never arrives, so the consumption becomes ritual rather than recreation.
Context matters because Behan’s Ireland romanticized drink as camaraderie and fuel for stories, while also living with the wreckage it caused. The line plays in that cultural key - the pub as stage, the drunk as bard - but it also punctures it. It’s funny the way gallows humor is funny: wit as the last form of control over something that has already won.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Addiction and Recovery (Martha Postlethwaite, 2019) modern compilationISBN: 9781506434308 · ID: Xx9vDwAAQBAJ
Evidence: ... Brendan Behan and many others, “One drink is too many for me, and a thousand not enough.”1 This expresses what it means to be powerless over alcohol or whatever your object of addiction happens to be. Powerless The writers of the twelve ... Other candidates (1) Brendan Behan (Brendan Behan) compilation38.0% 92 i only drink on two occasions when i am thirsty and when im not as quoted in |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Behan, Brendan. (2026, January 13). One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-drink-is-too-many-for-me-and-a-thousand-not-14029/
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Behan, Brendan. "One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-drink-is-too-many-for-me-and-a-thousand-not-14029/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-drink-is-too-many-for-me-and-a-thousand-not-14029/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







