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"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish!"

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Chevy Chase’s joke isn’t really about parrots; it’s about how thin our standards for “personality” can get when we’re trying to justify a preference. The line works because it sets up a familiar, wholesome premise (pet advice) and then undercuts it with an absurdly low bar: of course parrots seem charismatic next to a goldfish. That’s the punch. The comparison is both obvious and weirdly specific, which is classic Chase-era comedy logic: take a mundane observation and sharpen it into a smug little truth that feels embarrassing to agree with.

The intent is breezy one-liner comedy, but the subtext has teeth. Chase is poking at the way we project meaning onto animals as extensions of ourselves. A parrot “has personality” largely because it talks back, mimics, and performs. A goldfish doesn’t audition for your attention, so we demote it to decorative object. The joke flatters the listener’s self-image as someone who wants “real” companionship, while quietly revealing how transactional that desire can be: we call it personality when it entertains us.

Context matters because Chase’s comedic persona has often been the guy delivering a simple statement with just enough arrogance to make it funny. The line lands like a casual verdict from someone who assumes his taste is common sense. It’s also a sly reminder of how comedy can smuggle in a critique of human behavior under the cover of something harmless: pet talk that suddenly becomes a mirror for our need to be reflected back.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Chase, Chevy. (2026, February 19). Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/parrots-make-great-pets-they-have-more-47158/

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Chase, Chevy. "Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish!" FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/parrots-make-great-pets-they-have-more-47158/.

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"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish!" FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/parrots-make-great-pets-they-have-more-47158/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Chevy Chase (born October 8, 1943) is a Comedian from USA.

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