"Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night"
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Hammond’s line works because it detonates two fears at once, then reveals which one actually owns him. “Anthrax in the building” is the kind of post-9/11 nightmare that turns office mailrooms into crime scenes: faceless, headline-ready, and conveniently abstract. It’s terror as atmosphere. Then he pivots to “a home where you might get stabbed at night,” dragging danger out of the news cycle and into the bedroom. The joke’s engine is that reversal of expected stakes: the spectacular threat is manageable; the intimate one is unbearable.
As a comedian, Hammond is also quietly defending the craft. Performing through public panic is part of the job description; you walk into a room, take the temperature, do the set anyway. What’s harder is living somewhere your nervous system never powers down. The subtext is trauma: a performer who can simulate confidence under klieg lights but can’t bargain with whatever waits in the dark at home. That “might” is doing heavy lifting, suggesting not a single incident but a sustained condition of hypervigilance.
Context matters: Hammond has spoken publicly about a violent, abusive upbringing. Against that backdrop, anthrax becomes almost absurdly impersonal - scary, yes, but it doesn’t know your name. Domestic violence does. The line is funny because it’s blunt and disproportionate, but it lands because it’s an indictment of what society treats as exceptional. We organize entire security states around rare catastrophes while the everyday terror behind closed doors remains embarrassingly normalized.
As a comedian, Hammond is also quietly defending the craft. Performing through public panic is part of the job description; you walk into a room, take the temperature, do the set anyway. What’s harder is living somewhere your nervous system never powers down. The subtext is trauma: a performer who can simulate confidence under klieg lights but can’t bargain with whatever waits in the dark at home. That “might” is doing heavy lifting, suggesting not a single incident but a sustained condition of hypervigilance.
Context matters: Hammond has spoken publicly about a violent, abusive upbringing. Against that backdrop, anthrax becomes almost absurdly impersonal - scary, yes, but it doesn’t know your name. Domestic violence does. The line is funny because it’s blunt and disproportionate, but it lands because it’s an indictment of what society treats as exceptional. We organize entire security states around rare catastrophes while the everyday terror behind closed doors remains embarrassingly normalized.
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