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Parenting & Family Quote by Bill Cosby

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die"

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Cosby’s joke works because it yanks a sacred, high-minded idea into the fluorescent light of domestic reality. “Poets have said” sets up a deliberately lofty premise: children as immortality, legacy, a kind of secular afterlife. Then he punctures it with a single, incredulous word - “Immortality?” - the comedic equivalent of a record scratch. The rhythm matters: the pause invites the audience to enjoy the pretension before the punchline swings the camera to the lived experience of parenting.

The subtext is classic middle-class stand-up of the era: the family as both social ideal and daily grind. By claiming his “only hope” is that the kids leave before he dies, he’s staging a mock reversal of parental devotion. It’s not that he rejects his children; it’s that the mythology around parenthood is so inflated it begs to be deflated. The exaggeration (“five children”) is a pressure cooker: more mouths, more noise, more chaos, more chances for the audience to recognize their own fatigue and laugh in self-defense.

Culturally, the bit leans on a shared understanding that parenting is exhausting, expensive, and identity-erasing in small ways - especially for fathers cast as overwhelmed narrators rather than hands-on laborers. It turns generational continuity into a deadline and reframes “legacy” as a practical wish for quiet. The comedy isn’t anti-child; it’s anti-sentimentality, insisting that survival, not immortality, is the real parental dream.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cosby, Bill. (2026, January 15). Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/poets-have-said-that-the-reason-to-have-children-35148/

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Cosby, Bill. "Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/poets-have-said-that-the-reason-to-have-children-35148/.

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"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/poets-have-said-that-the-reason-to-have-children-35148/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Cosby (born July 12, 1937) is a Comedian from USA.

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