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"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels"

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Miller’s joke works because it pretends to be about civil liberties and ends up being about Congress’s libido and hypocrisy. The setup gives you an earnest, bureaucratic premise: red-light cameras, traffic safety, a familiar debate about surveillance. He lets the audience slip into the expected culture-war groove - privacy hawks vs. Big Brother - then yanks the frame sideways with “local brothels,” turning “red light” from an intersection signal into a district-wide double entendre.

The specific intent is twofold. First, it cheap-shots politicians by implying their opposition isn’t principled; it’s self-interested panic. Second, it collapses the lofty rhetoric around “surveillance” into something tawdry and comic, exposing how quickly public arguments can be hijacked by private behavior. The punchline’s engine is misdirection: “incorrectly assuming” feigns a corrective, as if he’s clarifying a policy misunderstanding, but the real “correction” is moral - these men are so familiar with vice that they hear “red light” and think sex, not traffic.

Context matters: early-2000s Washington was thick with debates about security, monitoring, and governmental overreach, while Congress was regularly marinated in scandal and moral posturing. Miller taps that ambient cynicism. The subtext is corrosive: lawmakers will grandstand about freedoms until the spotlight might hit their own shadows. It’s classic Miller - a sneer dressed up as a news item, with a punchline that tells you the real traffic problem in D.C. is the steady flow of accountability getting waved through.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Miller, Dennis. (2026, January 17). Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/police-in-washington-dc-are-now-using-cameras-to-30790/

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Miller, Dennis. "Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/police-in-washington-dc-are-now-using-cameras-to-30790/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/police-in-washington-dc-are-now-using-cameras-to-30790/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Dennis Miller (born November 3, 1953) is a Comedian from USA.

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