"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does"
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The subtext is classic Marx: democracy as farce. New York, supposedly the capital of taste, becomes a factory of manuscripts, a place where cultural prestige is so accessible it’s almost meaningless. Writing a book is framed less as an artistic calling than as a social reflex - a credential, a party anecdote, a way to prove you belong in the city’s endless audition. Everyone is both protagonist and publicist.
Context matters: mid-century New York was exploding with publishing, theater, magazines, talk culture, and status-driven intellectual life. Groucho, a performer who lived by sharpness and economy, is needling a world that mistakes quantity for significance. The line also anticipates today’s “content” era: platforms multiply, barriers drop, and suddenly the rare act isn’t producing something - it’s producing something with a full mind behind it. Groucho’s genius is making that critique feel like a joke you laugh at, then catch yourself in.
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"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/practically-everybody-in-new-york-has-half-a-mind-137503/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





