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Humor & Life Quote by Joe E. Lewis

"Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on"

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The line skewers a certain kind of moral brag: the supposedly sensible guy with "both feet on the ground". Joe E. Lewis takes that civic virtue slogan and tilts it into slapstick, exposing how easily "practicality" becomes a pose. The punch comes from the collision between lofty metaphor and humiliating logistics. In one move, Lewis yanks the listener from self-help poster to dressing-room farce. Groundedness, he implies, is not automatically competence; it can be rigidity, a failure of imagination, even a kind of social constipation.

The phrasing is a classic vaudeville switcheroo: set up a familiar compliment, then replace the expected payoff with something bodily and absurd. "I'll show you" carries a hustler's confidence, like he's about to produce evidence in a bar argument. But the evidence is pants. That's not random; it's an intimate, everyday item that everyone understands, and it makes the critique democratic. You don't need a philosophy degree to feel the sting of being called too stiff to do something as basic as get dressed.

Context matters: Lewis came out of the nightclub circuit where swagger, speed, and self-mythology were currency. In that world, "feet on the ground" reads like an insult disguised as advice, the kind of thing squares say to justify caution. The subtext is pro-risk, pro-performance: if you're always planted, you're not moving, not dancing, not chasing the next angle. Lewis isn't arguing against responsibility so much as against smugness. The joke flatters motion. It warns that being "grounded" can be just another way to be stuck.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: Quotations From The Pulpit (Allen H. Lipis, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781479743186 · ID: AAAHGRlztbwC
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Lewis, Joe E. (2026, February 16). Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/show-me-a-man-with-both-feet-on-the-ground-and-122646/

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Lewis, Joe E. "Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/show-me-a-man-with-both-feet-on-the-ground-and-122646/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/show-me-a-man-with-both-feet-on-the-ground-and-122646/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.

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