"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'"
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That’s the subtext doing the heavy lifting. The line implies a history we never hear: Carson has called so often he’s become a character in the telecom office’s folklore. It’s self-deprecation disguised as indignation, a classic working-class British comic engine: the world is maddening, yes, but you’re also part of the mess. The laughter comes from recognizing how quickly righteous complaint can curdle into compulsive nuisance.
Culturally, it sits neatly in late-20th-century Britain’s love-hate relationship with utilities and call centers: vast, faceless systems staffed by people who nonetheless feel personally burdened by your existence. Carson’s delivery (and implied Northern/Irish rhythm) turns customer-service script into personal banter, making bureaucracy feel like a pub heckle.
Intent-wise, it’s not a crusade against telecoms so much as a portrait of how modern life manufactures petty antagonisms - and how easy it is to become the nuisance you’re reporting.
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Carson, Frank. (2026, January 15). So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-rang-up-british-telecom-i-said-i-want-to-146059/
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Carson, Frank. "So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-rang-up-british-telecom-i-said-i-want-to-146059/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-rang-up-british-telecom-i-said-i-want-to-146059/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.





