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Wit & Attitude Quote by Rob Schneider

"Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots"

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Schneider’s bluntness lands because it’s doing two jobs at once: venting, and mapping the incentive structure of Hollywood in one crude sketch. Calling “studio people” idiots isn’t a nuanced diagnosis; it’s a comic weapon. The repetition - “idiots… Most of them are idiots” - isn’t just emphasis, it’s rhythm. It mimics the way frustration circles back on itself when you’ve pitched the same thing to different rooms of the same cautious gatekeepers.

The intent is pretty clear: a defense of creative risk against institutional risk-aversion. But the subtext is more interesting. Schneider isn’t really describing intelligence; he’s describing accountability. Studio executives aren’t paid to be right first. They’re paid to not be wrong alone. That’s why the line “until they see someone else doing it” stings: it frames decision-making as herd behavior, where originality is only safe after it’s been laundered into precedent. Success becomes the permission slip for imagination.

Coming from a comedian, the complaint also doubles as a meta-joke about comedy’s place in the industry. Comedy is cheap to make, hard to predict, easy to dismiss as “small,” and yet it reliably produces breakout hits that executives then rush to imitate. Schneider, a performer whose career was forged inside big commercial systems (SNL, studio comedies), speaks like an insider who’s tired of being treated like an outsider the moment he asks for something unproven.

The line works because it’s not polite. It’s the sound of someone translating “market considerations” back into human terms: fear, copying, and the quiet terror of sticking your neck out first.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Schneider, Rob. (2026, January 16). Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/studio-people-are-idiots-until-they-see-someone-131375/

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Schneider, Rob. "Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/studio-people-are-idiots-until-they-see-someone-131375/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/studio-people-are-idiots-until-they-see-someone-131375/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Rob Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is a Comedian from USA.

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