"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else"
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Allan Sherman turns the grand promise of success into a darkly comic mirage, pairing it with the shock of a fatal car crash. Both events are extreme, sudden, and heavily publicized; both feel distant to the average person. That distance is the point. People carry two simultaneous biases: a quiet pessimism that true success is reserved for the lucky few, and an optimism that real catastrophe belongs to someone else. The line skewers both illusions by framing them as random, headline-worthy events you read about but rarely expect to inhabit.
The joke also undermines the myth of pure meritocracy. A sweepstakes win does not reward virtue, and an accident does not always punish vice. By linking success to luck and tragedy, Sherman hints at the arbitrary currents that shape public life, especially in a media-saturated culture where we encounter triumph and disaster as spectacles. It is a satire of spectatorhood: lives turning on chance while the rest of us watch from the bleachers, confident that our turn is never coming, for better or worse.
Shermans own career gives the quip a bittersweet context. A parodist who rocketed to fame with songs like Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!, he experienced how quickly one can be plucked from anonymity and just as quickly set down again. He knew the lottery logic of show business, where timing, taste, and luck often weigh as much as talent. That sensibility animates the line: affection for ordinary people who feel shut out of the sweepstakes, and skepticism toward any narrative that claims success is simply earned.
Beneath the humor is a sober invitation. If the peaks and crashes of life are less controllable than we pretend, humility becomes wiser than judgment, empathy sturdier than envy, and persistence more reliable than fantasies about destiny. The world may feel like it happens to somebody else, until, without warning, it does not.
The joke also undermines the myth of pure meritocracy. A sweepstakes win does not reward virtue, and an accident does not always punish vice. By linking success to luck and tragedy, Sherman hints at the arbitrary currents that shape public life, especially in a media-saturated culture where we encounter triumph and disaster as spectacles. It is a satire of spectatorhood: lives turning on chance while the rest of us watch from the bleachers, confident that our turn is never coming, for better or worse.
Shermans own career gives the quip a bittersweet context. A parodist who rocketed to fame with songs like Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!, he experienced how quickly one can be plucked from anonymity and just as quickly set down again. He knew the lottery logic of show business, where timing, taste, and luck often weigh as much as talent. That sensibility animates the line: affection for ordinary people who feel shut out of the sweepstakes, and skepticism toward any narrative that claims success is simply earned.
Beneath the humor is a sober invitation. If the peaks and crashes of life are less controllable than we pretend, humility becomes wiser than judgment, empathy sturdier than envy, and persistence more reliable than fantasies about destiny. The world may feel like it happens to somebody else, until, without warning, it does not.
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