"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television"
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Her intent is classic Rivers: flatter the audience just long enough to get them to recognize themselves, then twist the knife. "Thank God" frames consumer infrastructure as a kind of moral achievement, implying that the sacred has been outsourced to capitalism's customer service department. "Shop in bed" is doing extra work: it's intimate, a little indecent, and it signals passivity. You're not conquering the world; you're scrolling it, half-awake, in pajamas, mistaking purchasing power for agency.
Context matters. Rivers came up in a postwar America that sold prosperity as virtue and television as domestic furniture - a glowing altar in the living room. By the time home shopping was mainstream, the culture had already merged entertainment with commerce; the punchline just names the merger out loud. It's a Rivers trademark: glamour and critique in the same breath, a celebration that sounds like satire because it is.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Rivers, Joan. (2026, January 18). Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thank-god-were-living-in-a-country-where-the-skys-19711/
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Rivers, Joan. "Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thank-god-were-living-in-a-country-where-the-skys-19711/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thank-god-were-living-in-a-country-where-the-skys-19711/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







