"That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot of people really don't know the Pythagorean Theory. They don't make them like me anymore. They don't want to make them like that anymore"
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Shaq’s genius here is that he makes a brag sound like a confession, then turns it back into a flex. Comparing his game to the Pythagorean Theorem is funny on its face because it’s such an unexpected classroom reference from a man whose legend is built on wrecking rims, not reciting proofs. The point isn’t that he’s secretly doing geometry on the block; it’s that his dominance doesn’t fit the usual explanations. You can know the formula and still not know how it works in real life when a 7-foot-1 force of nature decides the paint belongs to him.
The subtext is a pivot from skill to incomprehensibility. “Hard to figure out” doubles as strategy and myth-making: defenders can’t solve him, critics can’t neatly categorize him, and audiences can’t stop watching. Then he slides into a cultural complaint that’s bigger than basketball: “They don’t make them like me anymore.” This is the veteran superstar lamenting a league he believes has shifted away from the bruising, old-school center archetype toward spacing, finesse, and perimeter scoring. It’s also a jab at institutional preference: “They don’t want to make them like that anymore” suggests the system (coaching, marketing, rule changes) actively discourages the kind of overwhelming physicality that made Shaq a cheat code.
Underneath the joke is a demand for recognition. If the modern game prizes versatility and refinement, Shaq is arguing for the value of singularity - the one-of-one athlete who breaks the lesson plan.
The subtext is a pivot from skill to incomprehensibility. “Hard to figure out” doubles as strategy and myth-making: defenders can’t solve him, critics can’t neatly categorize him, and audiences can’t stop watching. Then he slides into a cultural complaint that’s bigger than basketball: “They don’t make them like me anymore.” This is the veteran superstar lamenting a league he believes has shifted away from the bruising, old-school center archetype toward spacing, finesse, and perimeter scoring. It’s also a jab at institutional preference: “They don’t want to make them like that anymore” suggests the system (coaching, marketing, rule changes) actively discourages the kind of overwhelming physicality that made Shaq a cheat code.
Underneath the joke is a demand for recognition. If the modern game prizes versatility and refinement, Shaq is arguing for the value of singularity - the one-of-one athlete who breaks the lesson plan.
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