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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesnt mean that God do

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"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision"

- Lynn Lavner

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