"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
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“What color is the red phone?” is engineered stupidity, and the specificity is the key. The “red phone” evokes Cold War iconography: the hotline to avert nuclear catastrophe, the president as the final adult in the room. By making Bush ask about its color, Maher implies he’s absorbed the aesthetics of power while missing its substance. It’s not just “he’s dumb”; it’s “he’s mistaking symbolism for responsibility,” a critique of image-driven leadership at the dawn of a new media-saturated era.
Context matters: this lands in the early 2000s, when Bush’s public persona was already shaped by gaffe lore and a lingering “Yale-but-folksy” contradiction. Maher isn’t litigating election mechanics or party platforms here; he’s doing cultural triage, warning that the machinery of national security is about to be operated by someone who, in the joke’s logic, can’t parse a literal label. The subtext is anxiety disguised as laughter: the stakes are too high to be this unserious, so comedy becomes a pressure valve and a referendum.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Maher, Bill. (2026, January 18). The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-clinton-white-house-today-said-they-would-15382/
Chicago Style
Maher, Bill. "The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-clinton-white-house-today-said-they-would-15382/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-clinton-white-house-today-said-they-would-15382/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.




