"The closest thing to a law of nature in business is that form has an affinity for expense, while substance has an affinity for income"

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease"

"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made"

"Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair shop"

"Business is the salt of life"

"Architects are pretty much high-class whores. We can turn down projects the way they can turn down some clients, but we've both got to say yes to someone if we want to stay in business"

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together"

"All lasting business is built on friendship"

"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?"

"We cannot command Nature except by obeying her"