"The computer is a moron"

"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all"

"There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants"

"It was very difficult to startle or surprise someone with a particular sound during the family computer era"

"I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'"

"I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National"

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG"

"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men"

"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess"

"The wars of the future will be fought by computer technicians and by lawyers and high-altitude specialists, and that may mean war will be increasingly abstract, hard to think about and hard to control"

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"