"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths"
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The subtext is Groucho’s favorite trick, borrowed from his stage persona: the fast-talking cynic who can’t help stumbling into sincerity, or at least into sincerity’s costume. When he drapes birth in "neither time nor eternity can bring diminution", he’s parodying the big Victorian language of the soul and destiny. But he’s also admitting, slyly, that the pomp works on him. He’s laughing at transcendence and, for a beat, letting it stand.
Context matters: Marx came out of vaudeville and the early Hollywood machine, where identity was a product and biography a press-kit tool. Turning "I was born" into cosmic vertigo is a refusal to give the expected origin story. It’s also a comic defense against mortality. If your mind "loses itself in these depths", you don’t have to face the simpler terror underneath: that life is brief, and the joke ends.
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| Topic | Meaning of Life |
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Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 15). The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-first-thing-which-i-can-record-concerning-36234/
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Marx, Groucho. "The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-first-thing-which-i-can-record-concerning-36234/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-first-thing-which-i-can-record-concerning-36234/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






