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Humor & Life Quote by Billy Connolly

"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"

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Connolly’s line lands because it weaponizes affection. It’s not a drive-by insult so much as a local’s immunity: the kind of joke you’re only allowed to make about a place you’ve actually walked, in weather that feels personal. The premise is apocalyptic, but the punchline is municipal. Glasgow, in this telling, has already endured its own version of fallout: soot, industry, hard luck, hard architecture. The gag shrinks nuclear terror into urban continuity, and that reversal is the engine of the laugh.

The intent is twofold. On the surface, it’s classic working-class gallows humor, taking the biggest imaginable catastrophe and deflating it with a shrug. Underneath, it’s a sly critique of how cities get aesthetically coded as “ruins” by outsiders: if you already think Glasgow looks bombed-out, then your imagination is doing violence before any missile does. Connolly exposes that prejudice by pushing it to an absurd endpoint.

Context matters. Connolly came up when Glasgow was still shaking off postwar decline and deindustrialization, when grime and resilience were part of the city’s public face. His comedy often turns that toughness into a comic superpower: not denial, but defiance. The line also captures a Cold War ambience, when nuclear anxiety sat in the background of daily life, ripe for comedians who could metabolize dread into a laugh you share with the person next to you.

It works because it’s mean, then intimate, then oddly proud: a joke that insults the scenery while saluting the survivors.

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Connolly, Billy. (2026, January 15). The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-great-thing-about-glasgow-is-that-if-theres-a-30185/

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Connolly, Billy. "The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-great-thing-about-glasgow-is-that-if-theres-a-30185/.

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"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-great-thing-about-glasgow-is-that-if-theres-a-30185/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Billy Connolly (born November 24, 1942) is a Comedian from Scotland.

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