"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
About this Quote
The specific intent is to turn bureaucratic anxiety into laughable menace. Taxes are both mundane and intimate; they reach into paychecks, choices, even identity (“independent contractor,” “deductions,” “dependents”). By framing the IRS as mob-like, Seinfeld gives that anxiety a narrative shape: not “a complex funding mechanism,” but “a shakedown.” Hyperbole does the heavy lifting, because comedy thrives on emotional truth more than factual precision. People don’t experience taxation as a civics lesson; they experience it as coercion with paperwork.
The subtext is a pointed, very American suspicion of institutions that can compel compliance. The joke flatters the listener’s sense of being hassled by an unaccountable force, while also letting them enjoy the taboo pleasure of comparing the state to criminals. Context matters: coming from a famously observational comedian, the line isn’t activism; it’s a pressure valve. You laugh because you can’t negotiate with the IRS, but you can at least demote it to a punchline.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Seinfeld, Jerry. (2026, January 17). The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-irs-theyre-like-the-mafia-they-can-take-69410/
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Seinfeld, Jerry. "The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-irs-theyre-like-the-mafia-they-can-take-69410/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-irs-theyre-like-the-mafia-they-can-take-69410/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.






