"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb"
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The subtext is darker than the rimshot. Hill is mocking the way humans bargain with fear by clinging to numbers we don’t actually understand. “A million to one” isn’t a calculation here; it’s a lullaby. His punchline yanks that comfort away, suggesting that rationality can become just another superstition when it’s stripped of context. It’s also a sly jab at the performative confidence people adopt when facing systems they can’t control: airport security, aviation risk, the faceless machinery of modern life. If you can’t control the plane, control the narrative.
Context matters, because the joke lands differently across eras. In the pre-9/11 comedy universe, it reads as gleefully transgressive, a black-humored riff on flight anxiety. After terrorism became a daily headline category, the premise curdles; the same mechanism still skewers statistical illiteracy, but the “bomb” stops being abstract. That discomfort is part of the point: Hill’s comedy often lived where social taboos and cheap logic meet, and then dared you to laugh at your own reasoning.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hill, Benny. (2026, January 14). The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-odds-against-there-being-a-bomb-on-a-plane-30086/
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Hill, Benny. "The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-odds-against-there-being-a-bomb-on-a-plane-30086/.
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"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-odds-against-there-being-a-bomb-on-a-plane-30086/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.






