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Humor & Life Quote by Steven Wright

"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me"

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Memory becomes a crime scene in Steven Wright's hands, and his signature move is to show you the yellow tape. "The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me" starts like a familiar anecdote and instantly sabotages itself, turning the basic social contract of storytelling into a pratfall. The ellipsis is the setup you supply: you lean in expecting a mundane confession or a tidy observation. Then the pivot: not just "I forgot", but "I withdraw the entire premise of my own existence in this story."

Wright's intent is misdirection stripped to the studs. Most comedians use specificity to sound truthful; Wright uses specificity's shell - "the other day" - to lure you into assigning him a life, a continuity, a self. The punchline yanks that continuity away. It's not merely unreliability; it's ontological slipperiness. The "uh" matters: it's the tiny, human stutter of someone improvising authenticity in real time, a performative glitch that implies the mind isn't retrieving a fact so much as negotiating with it.

Subtextually, it's a joke about identity as a flimsy narrative we maintain for convenience. In an era saturated with personal branding, Wright plays the anti-brand: a persona so deadpan it's almost anonymous, a man who can't even convincingly claim he had "the other day". The context is his minimalist, surreal one-liner style where logic is treated as a prop, not a rule. The laugh lands because the audience recognizes the structure of confession, then watches it evaporate - and enjoys the brief, absurd freedom of not having to make sense.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wright, Steven. (2026, January 15). The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-other-day-i-uh-no-that-wasnt-me-10080/

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Wright, Steven. "The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-other-day-i-uh-no-that-wasnt-me-10080/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-other-day-i-uh-no-that-wasnt-me-10080/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Steven Wright (born December 6, 1955) is a Comedian from USA.

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