"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery"
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Robin Williams lands this line like a legal brief delivered by a court jester: fast, clean, and designed to make absolutism look silly. The joke hinges on a deliberate misread of a phrase gun-rights rhetoric often treats as sacred and self-evident. By swapping in “artillery,” he yanks the audience out of the cozy, familiar idea of a personal firearm and into an image of ordinary people strolling around with howitzers. The laughter comes from that whiplash, but the intent is pointed: if you take “bear arms” as limitless permission, the logic collapses under its own weight.
The subtext is less “ban guns” than “stop pretending the text answers every modern question.” Williams is poking at the cultural move where the Second Amendment becomes a conversational trump card, immune to distinctions about scale, purpose, or public risk. “Artillery” isn’t just a bigger weapon; it’s a category associated with war, infrastructure, and indiscriminate force. That choice quietly reframes the debate from individual self-defense to collective harm.
Context matters because Williams was a mainstream comic navigating an America where gun politics had become identity politics. He’s not drafting policy; he’s exposing a rhetorical loophole. The line works because it converts a constitutional abstraction into a concrete scenario so absurd you can’t ignore the missing premise: rights have boundaries, and pretending otherwise is its own form of performance.
The subtext is less “ban guns” than “stop pretending the text answers every modern question.” Williams is poking at the cultural move where the Second Amendment becomes a conversational trump card, immune to distinctions about scale, purpose, or public risk. “Artillery” isn’t just a bigger weapon; it’s a category associated with war, infrastructure, and indiscriminate force. That choice quietly reframes the debate from individual self-defense to collective harm.
Context matters because Williams was a mainstream comic navigating an America where gun politics had become identity politics. He’s not drafting policy; he’s exposing a rhetorical loophole. The line works because it converts a constitutional abstraction into a concrete scenario so absurd you can’t ignore the missing premise: rights have boundaries, and pretending otherwise is its own form of performance.
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