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"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love"

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Lewis lands the joke like a shrug aimed at the entire American deal: even romance has a spreadsheet attached, and the spreadsheet is losing. The line depends on a bait-and-switch between two “rational” life strategies. One is the old, slightly grim folk wisdom that you marry for money, security, or social positioning and let “love” be a luxury add-on. The other is the tax code, the great equalizer of private ambition. By claiming taxes have gotten so punishing that you “might as well” marry for love, he’s not romanticizing anything; he’s announcing that the hard-nosed option no longer pencils out.

The subtext is cynically tender. Lewis assumes the audience recognizes marriage as an economic institution first, emotional institution second. The punchline works because it treats affection as the fallback plan when the financial incentives collapse. Love becomes less a moral ideal than a consolation prize - which is exactly why it gets a laugh. He’s mocking both the state’s reach (taxes so intrusive they dictate domestic strategy) and our willingness to reduce intimacy to cost-benefit analysis.

Context matters: mid-century stand-up thrived on worldly one-liners that translated postwar anxieties into cocktail-hour aphorisms. As taxes rose and “breadwinner” stability became a cultural obsession, Lewis’s quip turns policy into bedroom comedy. The sting is that it still scans today: when the system feels rigged, even the most personal choices get reframed as damage control.

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Lewis, Joe E. (2026, January 16). The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-way-taxes-are-you-might-as-well-marry-for-love-135650/

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Lewis, Joe E. "The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-way-taxes-are-you-might-as-well-marry-for-love-135650/.

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"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-way-taxes-are-you-might-as-well-marry-for-love-135650/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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