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"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves"

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Letterman lands this punchline with the bored confidence of someone reading a headline so absurd it already contains its own rimshot. The setup is deliberately bland, bureaucratic: “The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings.” It’s the language of governance, the kind that’s supposed to reassure. Then he flips the meaning of “intelligence” from statecraft to IQ, turning a routine presidential practice into an insult about Bush’s perceived mental horsepower. The laugh isn’t just at Bush; it’s at the gap between the dignity of the office and the sitcom-ready spectacle of the man occupying it.

The tag, “some of these jokes just write themselves,” is doing double duty. On the surface it’s a comic’s flex: I barely had to work for this. Underneath, it’s a cultural diagnosis. If reality is delivering punchlines unprompted, it suggests a country drifting into a kind of political farce where the stakes are high but the characters feel cartoonish. That’s the late-night sweet spot: laundering anxiety through derision.

Context matters: post-2000 election chaos, a presidency shadowed early by questions about competence, incuriosity, and who was really steering the ship. Letterman isn’t offering policy critique; he’s brand-building a shared suspicion. The joke works because it compresses a whole media narrative into one clean pun, inviting the audience to feel savvy, skeptical, and safely superior for a moment, even as the implications are anything but funny.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Letterman, David. (2026, January 17). The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-white-house-is-giving-george-w-bush-52389/

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Letterman, David. "The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-white-house-is-giving-george-w-bush-52389/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-white-house-is-giving-george-w-bush-52389/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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