"The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone"
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The turn - "That's just about everyone" - is the real engine. It converts what could be mean-spirited targeting into a self-canceling joke: the prejudice expands until it collapses under its own ridiculousness. O'Grady’s specific intent isn’t to settle the eternal "who can’t drive" debate; it’s to mock the human need to blame traffic on a convenient out-group. By the punchline, the out-group has swallowed the in-group.
There’s also a very British, tabloid-fueled context here: the white van man, the mum in the MPV, the baseball cap as shorthand for "dodgy bloke". O'Grady’s comedy thrives on those quick class and gender signifiers, but he uses them less as targets than as props in a larger gag about mass annoyance. Driving becomes a democratic arena of grievance: everyone thinks everyone else is the problem, which is why the joke lands as catharsis rather than commentary.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
O'Grady, Paul. (2026, January 18). The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-worst-drivers-are-women-in-people-carriers-4881/
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O'Grady, Paul. "The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-worst-drivers-are-women-in-people-carriers-4881/.
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"The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-worst-drivers-are-women-in-people-carriers-4881/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.







