"There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't"
About this Quote
The line works because it pretends to offer mercy while sharpening the knife. By splitting foolishness into two species, he sounds fair-minded, like a friendly judge sorting cases. But the punch is that both land in the same category. It's a comedian's move: a tidy taxonomy that flatters the reader into thinking they are the reasonable third type, while quietly asking whether they're actually just fool number two with better vocabulary.
Billings wrote in a 19th-century America obsessed with self-improvement and moral instruction, when humor often smuggled in etiquette for the mind. His subtext is pragmatic and political: a society can't correct course if people treat opinions as permanent property. The joke is small; the warning is not.
Quote Details
| Topic | Change |
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| Source | Later attribution: Instant Change (Gibson Smith, 2023) modern compilationISBN: 9798886046236 · ID: XNywEAAAQBAJ
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... There are two kinds of fools : those who can't change their opinions and those who won't - JOSH BILLINGS All these non - singing , non - dancing , wish - I - had - me - some - clothes fools , who tell me my albums suck . Why should I ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Billings, Josh. (2026, March 8). There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-kinds-of-fools-those-who-cant-157259/
Chicago Style
Billings, Josh. "There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't." FixQuotes. March 8, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-kinds-of-fools-those-who-cant-157259/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't." FixQuotes, 8 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-kinds-of-fools-those-who-cant-157259/. Accessed 14 Mar. 2026.













