"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators"
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Steven Wright’s joke lands because it treats the modern world’s quiet miracles as if they’re barely held together by a wall plug. An escalator is marketed as effortless motion: technology that removes the indignity of climbing stairs. Wright snaps that promise in half with a deadpan “power outage,” then delivers the punchline like a news bulletin: “Twenty people were trapped.” The word “trapped” is the whole scam. An escalator without power is, infamously, just stairs. No one is physically imprisoned. But the joke exposes how quickly convenience rewires our sense of capability; the loss of a minor luxury registers as a crisis.
The intent is classic Wright: collapse the gap between literal and logical, then watch the audience’s brain short-circuit for half a second. He’s not mocking the hypothetical shoppers so much as the shared cultural posture they represent: learned helplessness dressed up as consumer normalcy. A department store is the perfect setting because it’s a temple of frictionless experience, built to keep you moving, browsing, buying. When the escalator stops, the system’s choreography breaks, and suddenly people “can’t” do the simplest thing. That’s the subtext: our dependence isn’t only on electricity, but on the expectation that life should always glide.
Context matters, too. Wright’s 1980s-era observational surrealism thrives on media phrasing and public-service seriousness. He borrows the tone of a local-news report to describe something absurdly mundane, letting bureaucracy’s language inflate a non-problem into catastrophe. The laugh is recognition: we’ve all felt briefly stranded the moment convenience stops pretending it’s optional.
The intent is classic Wright: collapse the gap between literal and logical, then watch the audience’s brain short-circuit for half a second. He’s not mocking the hypothetical shoppers so much as the shared cultural posture they represent: learned helplessness dressed up as consumer normalcy. A department store is the perfect setting because it’s a temple of frictionless experience, built to keep you moving, browsing, buying. When the escalator stops, the system’s choreography breaks, and suddenly people “can’t” do the simplest thing. That’s the subtext: our dependence isn’t only on electricity, but on the expectation that life should always glide.
Context matters, too. Wright’s 1980s-era observational surrealism thrives on media phrasing and public-service seriousness. He borrows the tone of a local-news report to describe something absurdly mundane, letting bureaucracy’s language inflate a non-problem into catastrophe. The laugh is recognition: we’ve all felt briefly stranded the moment convenience stops pretending it’s optional.
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