"They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind"

This quote by Michael Rosenbaum is an amusing take on the idea of trying to fit in and be accepted. He is implying that he was using heels in an effort to make himself look better and more attractive, but instead of being accepted, he was asked why he was using them. He then reacts with a joke, saying that he was trying to hide his behind, and that individuals he was talking with provided him a prosthetic behind. This quote is a lighthearted method of expressing the concept that no matter how hard we attempt to suit, we will constantly be evaluated and slammed. It also shows that often the best method to deal with criticism is to laugh it off and make a joke out of it.