"They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again"
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The first sentence is all institutional euphemism. “Services no longer desired” sounds like a polite corporate memo, and “advance way of keeping the club going” frames his removal as stewardship, not rejection. Stengel’s intent is to puncture that niceness. He’s telling you the real reason without sounding bitter in the usual way; he makes the bitterness perform.
Then comes the dagger: “I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.” The line works because it’s logically impossible and emotionally exact. He treats aging like a tactical blunder, as if he mismanaged his own timeline the way a skipper miscalls a bunt. That’s the athlete’s worldview turning inward: accountability becomes absurd when the “mistake” is simply existing long enough to be inconvenient.
Subtext: the game loves your wisdom right up until it decides wisdom looks old on camera. Stengel doesn’t beg for dignity; he weaponizes humor to reclaim it, making the club’s “youth program” sound less like progress than a polite way of saying, We’re done with you.
Quote Details
| Topic | Aging |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stengel, Casey. (2026, January 18). They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-told-me-my-services-were-no-longer-desired-5422/
Chicago Style
Stengel, Casey. "They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-told-me-my-services-were-no-longer-desired-5422/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-told-me-my-services-were-no-longer-desired-5422/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.





