"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed"
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The intent is less "defend cigarettes" than mock the creeping reach of rulemaking. By using a deliberately absurd threshold, he suggests that once regulators start quantifying private life, they can justify intervention anywhere. The joke isn't subtle about its libertarian streak: it frames public health as an excuse for nosiness, for turning shared space into a surveilled space.
Madonna is doing heavy lifting as cultural shorthand. In the 90s/early-2000s imagination she signified sexual freedom, provocation, and tabloid omnipresence - the perfect avatar for "public" life bleeding into private life. Maher’s subtext is that fame turns intimacy into a kind of public venue, and that moral crusades (even well-intentioned ones) love targets that already feel transgressive.
Context matters: the rise of indoor smoking bans, the reshaping of social norms around smoking, and a culture war mood where "nanny state" became a ready-made complaint. Maher’s wit works because it exposes the oddly comic seam between clinical policy phrasing and the messy, human spaces it tries to govern.
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Maher, Bill. (2026, January 18). They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-talking-about-banning-cigarette-smoking-15386/
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Maher, Bill. "They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-talking-about-banning-cigarette-smoking-15386/.
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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-talking-about-banning-cigarette-smoking-15386/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.




