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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed"

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Maher lands the punch by taking a public-health proposal and sprinting it into the bedroom, where policy language looks instantly ridiculous. The set-up mimics the bureaucratic voice of regulation - "any place that's used by ten or more people in a week" - a phrase that sounds like it was written by a committee with a stopwatch and no imagination. Then he snaps it shut with a celebrity image so exaggerated it becomes a visual gag: Madonna, the era's headline magnet, supposedly hosting enough traffic in her bed to trigger an anti-smoking ordinance.

The intent is less "defend cigarettes" than mock the creeping reach of rulemaking. By using a deliberately absurd threshold, he suggests that once regulators start quantifying private life, they can justify intervention anywhere. The joke isn't subtle about its libertarian streak: it frames public health as an excuse for nosiness, for turning shared space into a surveilled space.

Madonna is doing heavy lifting as cultural shorthand. In the 90s/early-2000s imagination she signified sexual freedom, provocation, and tabloid omnipresence - the perfect avatar for "public" life bleeding into private life. Maher’s subtext is that fame turns intimacy into a kind of public venue, and that moral crusades (even well-intentioned ones) love targets that already feel transgressive.

Context matters: the rise of indoor smoking bans, the reshaping of social norms around smoking, and a culture war mood where "nanny state" became a ready-made complaint. Maher’s wit works because it exposes the oddly comic seam between clinical policy phrasing and the messy, human spaces it tries to govern.

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Maher, Bill. (2026, January 18). They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-talking-about-banning-cigarette-smoking-15386/

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Maher, Bill. "They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-talking-about-banning-cigarette-smoking-15386/.

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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-talking-about-banning-cigarette-smoking-15386/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Maher (born January 20, 1956) is a Comedian from USA.

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