"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye"
About this Quote
The intent is pure provocation, but not random shock. Hicks is attacking passive consumption as a political technology. In his era, television was a near-monopoly on national reality: three big networks, a flood of ads, the soothing cadence of anchors delivering war, markets, and crime like weather. Calling it spray paint frames TV as obscurantism: not ignorance, but engineered blindness. You don't forget how to think; you get coated, dulled, made glossy and compliant.
Subtextually, Hicks is also indicting the bargain viewers make. Spray paint is something you use to cover up or to tag - to hide what's underneath or leave someone else's mark. Television, in his view, doesn't merely distract; it overwrites, replacing your private sense-making with prefab desire and prefab fear.
The line works because it's grotesque and intimate. He doesn't say television is bad for society; he says it attacks your mind's most sacred room. In the 1990s culture-war and advertising boom, that sounded less like mysticism than a brutal media-literacy lesson delivered as stand-up.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Bill Hicks — line attributed to him in his stand-up; cited on the Wikiquote page 'Bill Hicks'. |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Hicks, Bill. (2026, January 14). Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/watching-television-is-like-taking-black-spray-30125/
Chicago Style
Hicks, Bill. "Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/watching-television-is-like-taking-black-spray-30125/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/watching-television-is-like-taking-black-spray-30125/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.








