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Life's Pleasures Quote by Chevy Chase

"We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs"

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Chevy Chase’s line lands like a deadpan corrective to a mythology that comedy, especially late-night comedy, runs on chemical fuel. It’s not a moral speech so much as a working pro’s reality check: the weekly grind of live performance is an endurance sport, and the romanticized “coked-up genius” narrative collapses under basic logistics. An hour and a half of live TV isn’t a vibe; it’s timing, memory, precision, stamina. Chase frames sobriety less as virtue than as infrastructure.

The intent is also reputational triage. Coming from a comedian whose era is often caricatured as a haze of excess, the quote subtly reclaims authorship over the work: whatever else was happening culturally in the 1970s, the product viewers saw was built on discipline. “We never could have” is strategic phrasing, shifting the conversation from personal innocence (“I didn’t”) to professional impossibility (“it wouldn’t function”). That’s a comedian’s way of winning an argument: not by pleading, but by making the opposing story sound stupid.

There’s a second, sharper subtext: the line quietly rebukes audiences who want backstage chaos as part of the entertainment package. Chase implies that fans and biographers sometimes prefer scandal because it flatters the idea that success is accidental, or that talent is just recklessness with better lighting. He’s insisting on craft - and, indirectly, on the unglamorous systems (rehearsal, cue cards, timing, fear) that keep live comedy from turning into dead air.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Chase, Chevy. (2026, January 17). We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-never-could-have-performed-live-for-an-hour-47159/

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Chase, Chevy. "We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-never-could-have-performed-live-for-an-hour-47159/.

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"We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-never-could-have-performed-live-for-an-hour-47159/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.

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Chevy Chase (born October 8, 1943) is a Comedian from USA.

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