"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know"
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That’s the trick: he’s parodying authority, not just being random. By stacking tautologies and a Kipling-ish proverb, Groucho builds the expectation of a moral, a principle, a point. Instead, he swerves into an absurd culinary non sequitur about cranberries stewed like applesauce tasting more like prunes than rhubarb does - a sentence that sounds oddly empirical while being functionally pointless. It’s a burlesque of “common sense” and the way people dress up opinion with the costume of inevitability.
The subtext is a jab at pomp: critics who talk about art as if they’re delivering natural laws, politicians who soothe with platitudes, conversational bullies who flood the room with confident nonsense until you stop resisting. “Now you tell me what you know” flips the power dynamic; after overwhelming you with verbal smoke, he dares you to make sense of it, implying that sense-making itself is often a social performance.
In context, it’s peak Groucho: vaudeville speed, radio-era timing, and a comedian’s suspicion that the world’s “wise men” are just better at sounding wise.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Unverified source: Animal Crackers (Paramount) shooting script / dialogue (Groucho Marx, 1930)
Evidence: The line is spoken by Groucho Marx in-character as Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding in the film *Animal Crackers* (released 1930). Multiple independent film-quote and film-reference sources reproduce the dialogue with Spaulding attribution and the characteristic 'Now, uh...' pause, indicating it is a... Other candidates (2) Rhetoric, Logic, and Argumentation: A Guide for Student W... (Magedah Shabo, 2010) compilation96.2% ... Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if yo... Groucho Marx (Groucho Marx) compilation33.1% ve quote i did a bond tour during the second world war we were raising money and we played boston and philadelphia an... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Marx, Groucho. (2026, January 14). Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-art-is-art-isnt-it-still-on-the-other-hand-7445/
Chicago Style
Marx, Groucho. "Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-art-is-art-isnt-it-still-on-the-other-hand-7445/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-art-is-art-isnt-it-still-on-the-other-hand-7445/. Accessed 31 Mar. 2026.













